February 2012
A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma....
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
FAVOURITE JOKE IN PRIMARY SCHOOL LOL
That feeling when your friends know a secret...
Counting my money
expectations:
reality:
Finding the EXACT answers to your homework on...
Google ALL the ILT questions!
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Why did you have uni are you doing summer school? AND COOL I WILL TRY
Yeah, I’m doing summer school to catch up LOL. My exam is next week. :(
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Dude wtf how are you getting these amazing jobs? I can’t find any T.T
I find all my retail jobs on the uni portal. Just apply for whatever you find interesting.The application process for this job was slightly more complicated, though. I had to take an aptitude test and meet one of the managers before...
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ooh again? where
Casual retail assistant at Thomas Jewellers on Bourke St. I’ll start training after my exam next week bahaha. Excited! :)
YAY!
NEW JOB. :)
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