do you ever rub your eye and then suddenly remember youre wearing makeup and in that second you feel your whole life come crashing down around you its all over
(Source: ifyoucarryonthisway, via elletitude)
Twilight Bad Lip Reading of the Day: This version is quite the improvement on the original dialogue.
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(via smellslikeawesome)
2 hours ago I swallowed 2 pieces of string
they came out tied together
I shit you knot
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